Words of Wisdom

FOR SALE:  Parachute.  Used only once, never opened, small stain.

 IRS:  We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got!

 I thought I was indecisive, but now I’m no so sure!

 If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember what you said!

 The way to get to the top is to get off your bottom.

 Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.